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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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danbensen:

animatedamerican:

glumshoe:

I think LotR could have ended much differently if Frodo had just turned to Sam and said, “Hey, look, I realize you hate Gollum and don’t trust him at all, but could you please give him a chance? Genuinely be supportive of him? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I am Projecting Heavily on him and my hope and sanity kind of hinges upon believing that he can be redeemed. I thought I was being really obvious about that but maybe not.”

“That’s all very well to say, Mr Frodo, but you and Peter Jackson were both asleep the one time I tried to bond with him over cookery and it didn’t end too well regardless, and also my own stability is pretty heavily dependent on my fixed intention to protect you, so I don’t have a lot of cope left over for him, if you understand me.”

“Christ, precious! Are WE the most psychologically stable ones on this trip?!”

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hofstatterbela:

juliettemargarin:

Ez eddig a legjobb lementek vidékre cikk, hibátlan ahogy van.

Am a kormányzó úrra mink is nagy szeretettel gondolunk, a családi legendák szerint a fiai a dédapámnál varratták híresen elegáns öltönyeiket, és igen kedves volt tőle az is, hogy ezen felmenőimet nem vitette el Auschwitzba.

nem merem ezt elolvasni :((((

„Lázár szereti Kenderest. Lázár szereti Horthyt, Lázár nem bánt minket” – mondják. „Nem lesz itt baj. Nagy baj semmiképp.”

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